Limerick Fun

So Kev and I were IMing each other tonight (sitting all of like, three feet away from each other) and he asked me if I wanted to hear a limerick. The following gems proceeded:

By Kevin

There once was a pie from Seattle,
who thought that each schooday was a battle.
So she told off her boss,
then gave that job a toss.
And now she stays home with the flabble.


Never give poo to a doofus.
Especially if he's a half-wit named Rufus.
You'll find in due time
that his drool will unwind,
and then you will have to call him Poofus.


There was a lonely can of potted meat,
who no one wanted to eat.
So he sat and got dusty,
and his scent it got musty.
And he smelled like a piggy in heat.


There are six rabbits in a warren.
When there were only two it was borin'.
So the rabbits had sex,
then out came the kets.
Now it's a blast even if it's pourin'




By Chris

There once was a Boynana named Fuzzy,
who was sitting down writin' because he
had a fabulous mind,
and needed to unwind -
because his hot wife was a huzzy.


There once was a man from Kentucky,
who found out he couldn't get lucky.
So he pulled off his pecker,
and said "t'hell with Hector -
I'll get boobies and be called Mama Ducky."


Anybody want to publish us? We're cheap.